Diary of a 9 year old - uncensored

From the diary of Joanna Olson - March 8, 2000

What do canabls eat for lunck?
What are canibles?
When do canibles eat?
What do they eat?
How old do they get?
Are they people?
Do canibles read the bible?
Do canibles like to play?

Intridshon
In this book you will find the ansers to the qushons and many more! Have fun!

What do they eat?
Canabls mosly eat any time of the day. When its lunch, breakfast and supper, they eat lots. Supper is the main meal. Each pearson has about 90  kids every supper, they say grounups are too bonye. They live in Astraliya, Papua New Giny and in Masituses. In PNG, Astralya and Masutuses there are about 100! In the olden days there were less because the men had babies and babies were not comen back then. In the midele times babies were very comon. Now a days they are not comon.

How old do they get?
The Oldest canbil was 22! You see, canbils are like dogs, horses and those kina animals. When a canibel is 1 it is 10, when a canibal is 2, it is 11, when it is 3, it is 12 etc... Mose canbles grow to be 9 to 11 years old. The youngest was 1. The persons name was Boloctiv. He dided by eating a poisnes flower. Sometimes a flower can be toched by a person, then a canbill can eat a flower. Bolocti ate one that was not toched by a person, so he dided.

Are they people?
No. Canbils have 20 organs. Only the heart is one that people have.